Consultants' about me pages are the epitome of box-ticking bullshit. Most follow the same formula, use a beautiful professional portrait, and often include a random fact, like 'my dog was once in a movie'.
I tried doing that, but fuck it, that's clearly not me.
Before starting mash of brands®, I spent 20 years working as a marketer, publicist, and entrepreneur. After receiving a degree in marketing, I studied at Le Cordon Bleu. My first job upon leaving Cordon Bleu was as the personal chef to the Dutch Ambassador. I then worked in multiple creative agencies and in-house roles. Most recently, I created several small tea brands that I grew into category-defining businesses, which I later sold.
Those different experiences combined to become lots of relevant experience. And that experience is now powerful advice I use to help ambitious businesses push boundaries, stand out, and rapidly grow - even in the most competitive markets.
Working with me will not appeal to everyone. fuck it marketing™ is a polarising concept. However, if you want to rapidly grow your business - and don't want someone who will just come up with the same old marketing - I have the skills and experience needed to help you disrupt your market and stand out from the crowd.
Jamie Ewan Henderson
Founder of mash of brands® | fuck it marketing™