halftone image of Jamie Ewan Henderson, topless, sitting in a bathroom with one arm and palm outstretched halftone image of Jamie Ewan Henderson, topless, sitting in a bathroom with one arm and palm outstretched

hello, i'm jamie

[now i get to tell you how great i am]

[about me]

Consultants' about me pages are the epitome of box-ticking bullshit. Most follow the same formula, use a beautiful professional portrait, and often include a random fact, like 'my dog was once in a movie'.

I tried doing that, but fuck it, that's clearly not me.

Before starting mash of brands®, I spent 20 years working as a marketer, publicist, and entrepreneur. After receiving a degree in marketing, I studied at Le Cordon Bleu. My first job upon leaving Cordon Bleu was as the personal chef to the Dutch Ambassador. I then worked in multiple creative agencies and in-house roles. Most recently, I created several small tea brands that I grew into category-defining businesses, which I later sold.

Those different experiences combined to become lots of relevant experience. And that experience is now powerful advice I use to help ambitious businesses push boundaries, stand out, and rapidly grow - even in the most competitive markets.

Working with me will not appeal to everyone. fuck it marketing™ is a polarising concept. However, if you want to rapidly grow your business - and don't want someone who will just come up with the same old marketing - I have the skills and experience needed to help you disrupt your market and stand out from the crowd.

Jamie Ewan Henderson
Founder of mash of brands® | fuck it marketing™

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