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don't risk safe marketing
or the wrong consultant

[try before you buy consulting]
risk free consulting

Before working with a consultant, it can be hard to know if they're the right fit for your business.

To help you decide if mash of brands® is the right consultancy for you, I wanted to provide you with something constructive that would show the value I can bring to your business.

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try before you buy

For the price of a coffee - $5 - I will spend an hour or so reviewing your business, your website, and your existing marketing.

I will then provide you with a summary report that highlights key issues and suggest changes that you may wish to make.

the best cup of coffee you'll ever buy

Each report is written specifically for your business. This is not a generic 'copy and paste' document or an advert for mash of brands®

If you're an ambitious business and want to discover how much value mash of brands® can deliver for you - with no long term commitment - this may be the best coffee you ever buy.

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[discover what can mash of brands® do for you]*

If you would like me to review your business, please contact me and let me know a bit about your company. I will get back in touch shortly.

If I don't believe I can help your business grow, I will always tell you why. I only work with companies where I am confident I will add significant value, and I never take on clients to make up numbers.

Jamie Ewan Henderson
Founder of mash of brands® | fuck it marketing™

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• Reviews are $5 each, and secure payment is taken through the Buy Me A Coffee site.

• I only conduct reviews where I am dealing directly with a business. I do not provide reviews for consultants or marketing agencies who claim to be from a brand.

• If you contact me, but I don't believe I can add value to your business, it's not personal, and I will let you know why I don't think I can help.

• Most reviews are completed within a week. However, I will provide you with an estimated timeframe when I send you the payment link, and I will keep you updated if I think there will be any delay.

• Buy Me A Coffee reviews are a promotional offer that may be withdrawn at any time and without advanced notice.

• Finally, I promise that after completing any work, I will never chase or bombard you with annoying 'remember me' emails [I hate those people as much as you do].