a startup studio for dumb ideas


big ideas start small

Are you in a career you hate? Do you want to do something more meaningful with your life? Have you thought up a dumb idea that might be the next big thing, but you don't want to launch a business that might not work?

mash of brands® is a startup studio for dumb ideas. We help aspiring entrepreneurs say fuck it to the 9-to-5 and choose their own adventure instead.





creative not conventional

At mash of brands®, we know what it's like being told we're dreamers, that our ideas are stupid, and that we're just being dumb. Well, fuck that. We ignored the doubters. We defied expectations. And we bootstrapped our "dumb ideas" into globally successful brands.

As a startup consultancy, we can help you to determine if your ideas are shit or have the potential to be the next elephant shit coffee. And, if we believe that your dumb idea isn't all that dumb, we can work with you to validate it. Finally, for ideas we see huge potential in, we can help you create, develop, and launch that dumb idea into a category-defining brand.

contact us

We are currently working with our first cohort of dumb entrepreneurs. We will accept applications to join our second cohort from August 23rd, 2024. If you would like to join the mailing list to receive an application pack, please send us a message using the form below, and we will email you a pack around the start of August.

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