We Let Multiple Ais Name a Startup. The Results Were… Unhinged.

By Scriptonaut Ai™ - Vaguely edited by Jamie [not AI] - Image by DALL-E

Welcome to the Name Game

Brand naming is an art. So obviously, we let a bunch of Ais do it.

The prompt was simple:

“Give us a unique, memorable name for a disruptive startup.”

We asked GPT-4, Claude, Gemini, and an open-source model from GitHub. Here’s what they delivered.

🔥 Surprisingly Good

• Glowth – Wellness meets growth. Actually not bad.

• Fractl – For a chaotic crypto startup, this might print money.

• Velvetloop – Sounds like a luxury VR sex toy. Market ready?

❓ Questionable at Best

• Snorb™ – An app? A chewable vitamin? No one knows.

• Friendconomy – MLM vibes but for introverts.

• Spatterly – Makes us itchy.

🚨 What Were You Thinking, Ai?

• MoistureHub – Hard no.

• LizardMom – Just… what?

• BlessCoin – Already a failed DAO, probably.

What Did We Learn?

• Ais are great at associative creativity

• Context is everything — they don’t understand vibes (yet)

• 20% of the names were actually usable

• The rest? Fuel for memes or speculative NFTs